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July 02, 2005
Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Those of you who are parents know about the terrors of baby bodily functions. I tell you, the stuff that comes out of a tiny baby could be bottled and sent into those VX canisters from the Bruckheimer movie 'the Rock'. Of course, you could also record the sonic assault you call a baby's cry, rip it at 320 bit rate MP3, then blast it out at a few hundred decibels. That would be enough to get 'the Shrub' to invade Edmonton.
