January 25, 2007

Long Duck Dong

Yup... in the spirit of "Kindergarten Cop" and "16 Candles" for some reason Arwen has learnt the word Penis. I was wearing something rather commandoish, so here's how the conversation went.

She looked crotchward at daddy and said... "Penis".

"Does Mommy have a penis"? I enquired...
A thoughtful pause... then "No". Quite emphatically I might add.

I asked "Does Arwen have a Penis"?
She rips open her diaper, peers inside, then after a moment's hesitation exclaims, "No".

"Does Daddy have a penis"? I asked.
Arwen at that point lifts open my garment and says... "There it is"!

Man kids sure are gonadically cognizant nowadays.

posted by klutzo @ 2:55 PM 1 comments   

January 20, 2007

RockWii! RockWii!

I am SERIOUSLY Considering this diet.... errr. training Regimen. Many of you websavvy may have seen this before, but when I first read it I thought. Hmm.. what a great way to combine goals and gaming! This fella didn't do the Subway thing, didn't do the dangerous atkins thing, but instead picked up the latest Nintendo Console. It sure as fuck doesn't include standing in a freezer and pummeling the vivisected side of a cow. I am very much considering this.

Nintendo Fanboy you go boyeeeee!

Jump to his Blog.

posted by klutzo @ 9:57 AM 2 comments   

January 01, 2007

Happy New Year all!

Ahh.. a little late, but better than never eh? Here's wishing you and your's have a great 2K7. Don't get too sloshes, shitfaced, and smashed. Sorry, can't think of more consonant alliteration drunk talk.

HNY Y'all!

posted by klutzo @ 12:19 AM 3 comments