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WHAZZ NEWZ at the 'Plex
June 22, 2005
Mosquitos from Space.
Ok, where the f*ck did these crazy mosquitos come from? Now talking to a co-worker originally from Manitoba, these ones in Edmonton are small. However, from Vancouver, these prarie helicopters are positively insane. Me n the missus got attacked and bitten near to death last night. Dusk is definitely a bad time to be outside, near long grass. We found a monster in our house. While leather jackets, though annoying, are relatively harmless, this 2 inch sucker would have done Bela Lugosi proud.
My parents picked up one of those 'lectric Tennis Rackets' for us, and I used it to get all capital punishment on it's ass. Then I performed a burial at sea. i.e. Flushed the sucker good.