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January 25, 2007
Long Duck Dong
Yup... in the spirit of "Kindergarten Cop" and "16 Candles" for some reason Arwen has learnt the word Penis. I was wearing something rather commandoish, so here's how the conversation went.
She looked crotchward at daddy and said... "Penis".
"Does Mommy have a penis"? I enquired... A thoughtful pause... then "No". Quite emphatically I might add.
I asked "Does Arwen have a Penis"? She rips open her diaper, peers inside, then after a moment's hesitation exclaims, "No".
"Does Daddy have a penis"? I asked. Arwen at that point lifts open my garment and says... "There it is"!