January 25, 2007
Long Duck Dong
Yup... in the spirit of "Kindergarten Cop" and "16 Candles" for some reason Arwen has learnt the word Penis. I was wearing something rather commandoish, so here's how the conversation went.
She looked crotchward at daddy and said... "Penis".
"Does Mommy have a penis"? I enquired...
A thoughtful pause... then "No". Quite emphatically I might add.
I asked "Does Arwen have a Penis"?
She rips open her diaper, peers inside, then after a moment's hesitation exclaims, "No".
"Does Daddy have a penis"? I asked.
Arwen at that point lifts open my garment and says... "There it is"!
Man kids sure are gonadically cognizant nowadays.