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November 03, 2005
Call of Insomnia 2
Sleep Sleep, your sultry, sexy voice calls deeply to me. I woke up much like my named infant in the wee hours of the AM. For some ungodly reason, at some ungodly hour, my little peepers decided to blink awake, and stay that way for an ungodly amount of time.
In my infinite wisdom, and yes, it is nigh infinite, I decided to then stay the fuck awake and play Call of Duty 2. Note kiddies, when you suffer from insomnia, you don't play the most fucking addicting thing you can get your hands on, and hope that this somehow will magically put you in the realm of sheepy county nappy land. COD2 is insanely addicting, with said sleep afliction, this is not a happy combo. Blowing the fuck out of nazis is all fine and dandy, but so does combating the evil hitleresque forces of sleep deprivation.
I was up at 2:30 in the morning, and didn't hit the pillow til 7:00. The alarm of course slaps me upside the head at 8:00, my usual, and having an hour of sleep does not put me in the best of moods.